Lesson #33 - Customer Relations - Dealing With Different Types Of Customers

Last lesson we looked at ways of tuning yourself up to deal with customers.  This week's lesson is about the customers themselves.  Since most technicians in the computer field end up doing on-site service at some point, it's important to understand what the different types of people out there are and how to deal with each one.  The more difficult you make dealing with a customer, the more difficult that repair will be.

The Know-It-All

The most hated of all customers is the one that knows EVERYTHING.  The customer is always right, right?  They're right and wrong.  They're good and bad.  It's all in how you handle them.

When I managed the computer store, we called these guys propeller heads.  They'll spout out knowledge about stuff to try to trip you up and make a mistake.  It's self-gratification.  Think of them with one of those little propeller beanies on spinning it over and over every time they say something they think is smart.  You can't win with this type of customer, because either they know more than you, or know less than you and won't admit it.

Here's my suggestion for dealing with propeller heads.  If you can't beat them, join them.  Ask their opinions about the problem, because there's a good chance they might give you some good clues as to what the problem really is.  Don't directly correct any mistakes they make when taking about computers, because they'll either get defensive when they realize they're wrong, or they'll get angry and stop helping.  Unless the person is completely off-base, try correcting them in passing.  This works especially well when there's more than 1 person in the area, as they get to show off while you get to be right.  We all want to be right deep down.  Showing it at the right times is more important in this job.

Lastly, don't get caught into the "Well mine is better" game.  This is where the propeller head loves to be.  He has a 1.3Ghz AMD, or has 256MB RAM, or that new Turtle Beach Santa Cruz sound card.  Compliment him on his choice of hardware, but don't try impressing him with your 1.4Ghz Pentium, 512MB RAM, and Sound Blaster Platinum card.  You have work to do, and unless you can get paid  to stand for hours listening to him spout out his plans for his system over the next 8 years, you can't afford it.  (Plus it makes them feel better to hear "That sounds like it rocks" over "Well, this is what I have.")

The Angry Guy

You just have to love the angry guy.  He's pissed off and nothing you can do will help.  90% of the angry guys out there have been passed over by a previous technician, or think we're all a bunch of ignorant low-life's.  You can't win with this guy.  All you can do is placate him.

First off, you have to take special care not to give the angry guy a reason to become more angry.  Don't show up late, skip out on a promise, or screw something up worse.  This just feeds into the angry guy's mentality.  Be professional, and get the job done quickly, quietly, and with as few problems as possible.  The less time the angry guy has to see you, the less time he has to be angry.

Eventually the day will come when you WILL have to deal with the angry guy face to face.  Something will happen, and someone will be extremely upset, and you'll have to make a decision.  Remember that your chances of satisfying angry guy are slim, because these people are chronically angry.  Do what is right to get the job done within the bounds of your job description.  That last sentence is important.  "Within the bounds of your job description" can save your butt later on when angry guy starts yelling at your boss.  If you did your job correctly, and stay within the limits of  what your job requires you to do, you can't get in trouble.

Yelling at angry guy is like tweaking a grizzly's nose; You don't want to do it.  Angry guy will always be angry guy, and starting a fight with angry guy will probably get you in more trouble.  If you can fix the problem, do so as quickly as possible with minimum contact with angry guy.  When angry guy starts yelling, ignore him.  If you can't fix the problem right then and there, get out quickly and don't come back until you can fix the problem.  

The Beginner

These are both my favorite people and the bane of my existence.  The beginner is a great person to deal with because they are like a dry sponge.  99% of the time they know they don't know much, so they sit and watch and try to learn.  They can't help you much, but they like to watch.  

The problem with the beginner is that you're going to spend half your time trying to educate them.  I love talking to people, and love teaching.  When I deal with a true beginner, I spend at least half my time looking for ways to help them make their work easier.  This sucks up time...  Time you may be charging someone for or having to explain to someone else later.

If you have the time to spend, give it to them.  Teach them the right way to do things so next time they might avoid the problem in the first place.  If you don't have the time, explain what you're doing but don't get into the trap of teaching them everything.  Explain what you're doing, do it, and move on with the appropriate amount of courtesy used.

Mr. "This Is Wrong Too"

Like the beginner, most times a "This is Wrong Too" is a good thing.  These are general chronic novices who complain a fair amount.  So how can they be a good thing?  A customer who complains gives you feedback, and stays a customer longer than the person you never hear from again.  A customer that knows you by name will come back, because you've created a bond.

It's time to go back to your job description again.  When this type of person has a problem, you have to categorize it.  Does it fall within your job description to fix it?  Do rules prevent you from fixing it right now?  How long would it take to fix?  Then you use your judgment to decide whether to proceed.  If it's a quick fix that you can perform without violating company policy, just do it.  If it's not, explain that to the customer and let them know the proper person or route to handle to get the problem fixed.  Leaving them there with a broken computer and no idea where to turn won't help.

General Does and Don'ts

Always Listen To The Customer.  Never interrupt the customer while they're trying to explain something to you.

Always explain what you're doing.  Never leave a site without explaining what you've done.

Always be courteous and polite, even if the customer isn't.  Never insult or berate a customer, no matter how much you think they deserve it.

Always fix the problem completely.  Never leave a problem half-solved.

Word Of Mouth

It's hard to imagine how much one little slip-up can screw up a business.  I've worked for a few companies that didn't follow some basic rules on how to keep customers.  Here's an example of how word-of-mouth can hurt you and/or your business;

When working for a furniture company, I talked with some people that said they were recommended by someone.  Naturally I asked who.  They said I wouldn't know them because they lived about 600 miles away.  Why had they been recommended to us?  Because someone in that store did what they said they would on time with the least troubles.  I tried to follow in that person's footsteps, and things went pretty good.

Now imagine if that person had of been rude, short, or didn't fulfill his promise in that other store.  Someone 600 miles from me could cost me a sale.  When you do something right, people hear about it.  When you do something wrong, people hear about it.  In our age of communication, the people hearing about the good or bad things you did can be thousands of miles away.  If what you did is bad enough, more people will hear and the story will get passed on, mutated, and turned into that game we used to play where you whispered something into the ear of the person beside you and watched it change into something totally different.  In other words how you react to problems and situations is going to be repeated over and over in places you don't even know about, so don't make your life or anyone else's any more difficult than it has to be.

Dealing With Problems

Our last section today is how to deal with problems when they occur.  This isn't computer problems, it's customer relations problems.  The mad customer, the confused customer, or the uncooperative customer. Follow these rules and you should find your job goes much smoother;

  1. Never argue with a customer.  Explain your side of the situation entirely, but never curse, insult, or berate a customer.  If the customer wants to start an argument at all costs, attempt to fix the problem as quickly as you can with the least amount of contact with that person.  If they still want to start a fight, give them the number of a superior that can deal with their issues.  (You probably aren't paid to argue)

  2. If you screw something up while trying to fix it, make sure you tell someone.  Eventually they'll find out anyways.  It's better to say "I screwed up" right away than to have your boss come to you a week later and say "DID YOU DO THIS???"

  3. Always treat people with the golden rule.  Treat them the way you'd want to be treated.  (minus the beer)  

  4. Apologize.  Even if nothing went wrong, apologize.  "I'm sorry I couldn't get here sooner" or "I'm sorry it took me so long" even when everything went on schedule will avoid later problems when things don't go so smoothly.